- •🔪: Betty BoopEverything about her makes me uncomfortable: her name, the way she looks, how over-sexualized she is, how over-sized her butt-shaped head is. The only thing worse than Betty Boop are people who love Betty Boop.
- •👉🏼👌🏼: Kim PossibleSo hot. She's got that fiery red hair, Madonna-esque pointy boob thing, and a super athletic physique. Plus she's adventurous. Let's skip that she's underage because, you know, she's a cartoon.
- •💍: BelleSmart. Strong-willed. Huge heart. Doesn't mind a guy with a lot of chest hair. Sounds like my dream woman.