Consult This List If You're Ever Feeling Down

  1. One of my greatest joys in life is going through the Big Dog website.
  2. It never ceases to disappoint — oh what I would give to be a fly on the wall in their 'Writer's rooms' and 'creative' meetings.
  3. Here are some personal favorites.
  4. Oooooh snap!
  5. Boobs! He's talking about fake boobs!
  6. Hahahahaha! Get it?!
  7. OMGosh, so gross!!!
  8. 😂😂😂
  9. Did NOT see that coming!!
  10. Tell me about it!!!!! 😂😂😂
  11. That's just downright mean!!!
  12. PSYCH!!!!!
  13. Burn!!!!!!!
  14. Totally!!!!!
  15. Can't argue with that!!!!!!
  16. Same!!!!! Women, man! Can't live with them, can't live without them!!!!!
  17. Ha ha ha!!! Women are the worst!!!!!
  18. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!
  19. "Thanks for your opinion" SAID NO ONE EVER!!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!
  20. Alcoholism is hilarious!!!!!
  21. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
  22. BAHAHAHA! IT'S A DICK JOKE!!!!
  23. Now THAT's a diet I can get behind!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
  24. ALCOHOLISM!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
  25. That's math I can get behind!!!!!
  26. Staying relevant!
  27. WAIT, WHAT???? This isn't funny.