Dogs, Ranked

  1. 1.
    Porkchop
    Skipping the episode where Doug dreamed Porkchop was trying to kill him, this pup has always been a faithful companion. Plus he plays the drums.
  2. 2.
    Air Bud
    You're lying to yourself if you never wished your childhood dog was Air Bud.
  3. 3.
    The Bounty Hunter
    The world of dog grooming is tricky: too little and you look like a mangy mutt, too much and you're a pampered poodle. Dog The Bounty Hunter walks that fine line with grace.
  4. 4.
    Baxter
    Punted off a bridge, doesn't even care.
  5. 5.
    Dr.
    2008's "Fate" was a great record. I don't care what Pitchfork says.
  6. 6.
    The Duck Hunt Dog
    Reliable, helpful, and mysterious. What was his name? What did he do after Duck Hunt? Nobody knows...
  7. 7.
    Snoop
    Personally not a fan - anything rhymes when you add the suffix -izzle to it. Plus he tuned his back on dogdom, pronouncing himself Snoop Lion. Shit's whack.
  8. 8.
    Snoopy
    There are more deserving dogs, but @EthanDawes will throw a fit if Snoopy doesn't make the list.
  9. 9.
    Lassie
    Obligatory. Always got the impression that Lassie was a bit stuck up and probably a racist. Did save Timmy from dying in the well though, so points given.
  10. 10.
    DMX
    Honorable mention for all the barking he does
  11. 11.
    Madison: Jack Russell. Small but mighty. First non-human on ListApp.
    Suggested by   @Madison