Foolproof 2015 Oscar Predictions

  1. Despite being the best animated film of the year, The Lego Movie will not win
    Everything is not awesome
  2. There will be minimal and highly awkward clapping during the RIP tribute
    For old editors and forgotten stars of the 1930s
  3. Millions of people will Google "The Tale of Princess Kaguya"
  4. If Hans Zimmer wins best score...
    the broadcast will have to go an extra 30 minutes because he'll need that time to thank the dozens of composers who *actually* scored Interstellar
  5. The Academy will be accused of...
    being racist (Selma Snubs), unpatriotic (If American Sniper doesn't win all 6 of its nominations), bigoted (Ava DuVerny's lack of director nomination), and just generally old, white, and out of touch.
  6. People will laugh when Interstellar is nominated for "Best Sound Mixing"
  7. Julianne Moore will win Best Actress