1. All four cardinal directions are equally prone to walking it out
  2. February 23, 1993 was - at least for O'Shea "Ice Cube" Jackson - a good day.
  3. The amount of income you receive is directly proportional to the amount of problems you'll incur.
  4. When your lady suspects that you at the crib with another lady, the best way to throw her off your cheating is to simply say her name
  5. Bitches can be one of two things: hoes or tricks (but never shit)
  6. However, as an amendment to the above statement: ladies is pimps, too.
  7. Check Rick Ross' calendar on any day and you'll find that, at some point, he's hustlin'
  8. Check LMFAO's calendar on any day and you'll find that, at some point, they're shufflin'
  9. No one is quite sure when it left, but in the Summer of 2006, Justin Timberlake brought sexy back
  10. Many states in the union know how to have a good time. Specifically, California knows how to party and in Atlanta, parties will often go on until 8 in the mornin'
  11. Christopher "Ludacris" Bridges has spent so much time traveling the United States of America that his cell phone contacts are literally overflowing with female friends from various area codes.