How I Met Your Mother, 2050 Edition
What we'll tell our kids
- •We shared an UberPool.Used the Spotify playlist I paired to the car as our wedding playlist.
- •I right-swiped her, she right-swiped me.
- •Saw she was a Postmates driver...Ordered wine, The Notebook on BluRay, and condoms.
- •I was a Genius, she had cracked her Apple Watch display.Fixed it then sent her my heartbeat
- •Were both invited to the private beta of List App back before it had 3 billion users.She made a list "my perfect man is..." I took note.
- •Started talking via Virgin's in-flight chat service.Sent her a bento box of cheese, fruit, and nuts.
- •I stumbled on her Kickstarter video asking for money to fund her album...Donated $1000 for the reward: A Day in the Studio with Me!
- •Saw her selfie while browsing Instagram's discovery tab
- •I was a mod on an obscure Subreddit, she was a frequent poster./r/loveatfirstpost
- •Randomly paired up on Words With Friends...Had to spell out my phone number because their spam filter wouldn't let me message it.
- •We were guests on the same podcast.
- •I saw her Instagrams via the wedding hashtagAnd made a point to introduce myself at the day-after brunch.
- •I stayed and fell in love with her beach-side bungalow on AirBnB3 months later, we were living there together.
- •"Are you using that outlet?"I asked, as we both waited for the same flight.
- •Tesla auto-pilot malfunctioned and I rear-ended her.Used the settlement money from Elon to pay for the wedding & honeymoon.
- •I crashed my drone in her backyardNote: not a euphemism.