1. "Save the Rainforest" means "and burn down all those other places!"
  2. "God Bless America" means "and may He smite all the other countries."
  3. "Earth Day" is a celebration of how inferior all those other planets are.
  4. "Give me liberty, or give me death" is a statement of indifference, sort of like saying "I dunno, give me a hot dog or hamburger, whichever."
  5. "Don't mess with Texas" means "but by all means, mess with Delaware - those guys are wimps."
  6. "Drill, baby, drill" is a slogan in support of child labor.
  7. "Fuck war!" is a fetish of sorts.