Last Night I Dreamt About Listapp and John Mayer
Hearing about other people's dreams is boring; hopefully this isn't.
- •I was at some Hollywood partyAmong the guests at this backyard BBQ were Danny Elfman, Billy Crystal, and Jason Alexander.
- •People asked me about ListAppA whole swarm of people wanted to know about this new app and turned to me for answers.
- •I read one of @john 's listSpecifically one entitled "The Honest To God Weirdest Costumes I Have Ever Worn to Themed Parties" list. Please note, this is (to my knowledge) not a real list, unless John feels inspired to make it after reading this.
- •By far the weirdest entry on the list was"A table ornament." This is one of those things that doesn't really translate from the dream world to the real world because what's a table ornament?
- •Suddenly there was a huge commotion as John appeared at this partyHe was standing atop a picnic table wearing only a Speedo. He stood there for a few moments, holding a torch, while the audience took photos. It occurred to me that THIS was the party where he had dressed like a table ornament.
- •I asked him to list 4 adjectives that described the party"I don't list" he told me, "I perform." And then he was gone.