✨listapp Horoscopes⭐️🌜🌜

The following horoscopes are applicable this month and next month, and the one after that.
  1. Aquarius
    You will face some challenges in the coming month and must cope with things outside of your control but you will overcome those obstacles and become a more complete and accomplished person. Or you won't overcome them but life will go on and you'll figure it out one way or another. Also, you're a great person except for when you do shitty things. Try to be less shitty and you'll discover people will like you more. Try not to drink so much, also. Your rising moon is Sailor Moon.
  2. Pisces
    See above.
  3. Aries
    See above.
  4. Taurus
    See above.
  5. Gemini
    See above.
  6. Cancer
    See above. Also, what a terrible sign. Yikes.
  7. Leo
    See above.
  8. Virgo
    See above.
  9. Libra
    See above.
  10. Scorpio
    In the coming month, despite being an incredible boss and business leader, you will wage war with the U.S. government, much to the dismay and confusion of some of your employees. Despite being a villain on the outside, on the inside, you're really quite likable. You're also prone to having an awesome theme song.
  11. Saggitariuys
    See above.
  12. Capricorn
    See above.