Looking for Investors... Vol 1
For some businesses I'm hoping to start. Serious inquiries only!
- •Snipples - Topless Salon for MenMany men do not enjoy getting haircuts. Many men do enjoy topless women. Sounds like a perfect fit! Imagine a Hooters-esque establishment combined with the timeless styling of a barbershop. Seeking 1M in initial funding plus an additional 10M to help cover inevitable harassment lawsuits.
- •Froyo Baggins - LARP meets FroyoPeople love frozen yogurt. People love Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and other mythical franchises. Why not combine them? Fool proof idea. Trademark Flavors: Gandalf's Graham Cracker, Molton Mordor Milk Chocolate, and My Precious Vanilla Tart
- •Espress Yourself - Coffee ShopI've done some market research: Starbucks. CBTL. Peet's Coffee. Seattle's Best. Costa Coffee. It appears people love coffee. People also like expressing themselves (i.e. Twitter, ListApp, Facebook) Behold: a coffee shop WITH free WiFi so you can express yourself while espressing yourself. Game changer.
- •The Next FacebookI saw The Social Network twice and listened to an NPR story about Bitcoin so I'm ready to become a digital entrepreneur. SERIOUS INVESTORS ONLY! This new Facebook I'm creating is guaranteed to produce 400x investment returns within 6 months as a result of a super-tight logo I've spent the last 3 months designing. Seriously, it's dope.