Non-sexual Climaxes

  1. Getting your hair washed at a salon
  2. Flipping over the pillow to the cold side
  3. This thing from Brookstone
  4. Rubbing your eyes in the shower
  5. Taking a bite of Son of a Gun's chicken sandwich
  6. Scratching your shins after taking your socks off
  7. Waking up after being sick for a few days and finally being able to breath through your nose
  8. When you finally dislodge a piece of popcorn from your teeth
  9. Peeling that protective film off the screen of a new electronic device
  10. Finally sneezing
  11. Taking off your bra at the end of the day
    This one is not rly gender neutral, but it is V REAL.
    Suggested by   @edensher
  12. Remembering a specific word that was on the tip of your tongue
    Or an actor's name. OR! A thing you had wanted to say but forgot
    Suggested by   @edensher
  13. Taking a long object (such as a ruler) and scratching the unreachable middle of your back
    Suggested by   @sarahkovacs
  14. A clean snip into a fresh piece of construction paper
    Suggested by   @jcspesh
  15. When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide