1. "It was an incredible learning experience."
    It didn't end well, but I'm trying to remain positive.
  2. "It's supposedly good for you."
    It tastes like ass.
  3. "I'll see what I can do."
    Not gonna happen.
  4. "I'm keeping you in mind!"
    I'm never ever gonna contact you again
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  5. "Cool."
    That's not cool.
    Suggested by @lexie_elyse
  6. "Let me think about it."
    "My answer is no but I don't want to have a conversation and discuss it further right now."
    Suggested by @kate81
  7. "Maybe" = No.
    Suggested by @dev
  8. "I'm fine"
    I'm not fine and I hate you for not knowing that
    Suggested by @taylormorley
  9. "Crazy"
    Not actually that interesting. Alternatively: Oops, I wasn't all the way paying attention and now I'm fulfilling my turn to talk.
    Suggested by @mettamb
  10. "It's fine, I'll do it"
    I have to do everything in this forsaken household
    Suggested by @hannahbee
  11. "It's not you, it's me."
    It's you.
    Suggested by @raaz
  12. "Oh no, I'm couldn't possibly eat any more. You take the last one."
    Translation: I have ceremonially offered you the last dinner roll/piece of pizza/cookie/whatever, and you must now decline and insist I have it.
    Suggested by @kate_dom
  13. "Interesting..."
    Not at all interesting. I'm too polite to tell you your idea (or crazy theory or potluck food, etc) actually sucks. Instead I will act like you've really given me something to think about.
    Suggested by @DG
  14. "Um, I think I know what/who you mean"
    I have no idea but I don't want to sound like an idiot so I'm giving myself the chance to "remember" when you describe it so I can pretend to know what you're talking about 😁
    Suggested by @alexdwyer63
  15. It's good but I'm really full...
    This is discussing and I don't understand how you can possibly put it in your mouth!
    Suggested by @aq
  16. Chicken have lips?
    Yes, in response to a question.
    Suggested by @Caroline
  17. Let me run it up the flagpole " no way"
    Suggested by @jonathanpaulkatz