1. Big Mouth Billy Bass pitch meeting
    I just have so many questions: who invented this? Why? When they revealed it to whatever company shelled out millions in R&D, what was the response? Did they always intend on it singing "Don't Worry, Be Happy"?? So many unanswered questions.
  2. CBTL Circa 2008
    Two aspiring writers sipping lattes trying to figure out how to get a break in this town: Writer 1 "Hey, you know what sounds like Romeo and Juliette? GNOMEO and Julliette!" Writer 2 "Woah. You're right. I'll call Disney."
  3. Nestlé HQ on "Nips" launch day
    Did no one really stop to say "hey, this coffee flavored candy were making is called Nips, as in, nipples."??? What I wouldn't give to feel the tension in the room as some oblivious CEO dropped the curtain to reveal their new product.
  4. 2006 Sahara Tent - Daft Punk, Pyramid Show
    Yes, it's the show everyone wishes they could have seen. In fact, everyone I know claims they did see it, which is exactly why I want to go! Because no way all you fuckers were there.
  5. Sgt. Pepper's LHCB recording session
    Yes, it's one of the most groundbreaking albums both creatively and technically in recording history. But I'd just want to be there when Paul said "Listen John, I loooooove that Day in the Life thing you're working on - super haunting and beautiful. I've got this upbeat little ditty about waking up and combing my hair. What do you say we just slap the two together and call it a day?"