Places It's Appropriate to Pee According to My Girlfriend
It's amazing we're still together
- •The toilet
- •End of list
- •Places I think it's appropriate to pee:
- •The oceanFish do it!
- •A lakeIt's a HUGE body of water! What's a little pee gonna do?
- •The woodsBears do it!
- •A lazy river at a water parkLook, you're basically just swimming in chlorine and children's pee so what's the big deal? You're already gross for being there.
- •The shower in an emergencyTBD what that emergency would be. For the record, I don't pee in the shower, I'm just not taking a firm stance that it's inappropriate.
- •The snow, so long as you can spell your nameMainly applicable to 14 year old boys, which I happened to be once.
- •Out my second story bedroom window in my childhood home in the countryDo I want to walk all the way downstairs to use the bathroom? Maybe trip and die in the dark. Maybe wake the dogs. Get murdered by the boogeyman. No. This is so much more practical and safe.