Inspired by @kylecmoore
  1. Clinton - Rose Gold iPhone 6S
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    Probably the best phone on the market - and the Rose Gold was a strategic play for 'the kids' - but no one is that excited about getting a new iPhone anymore.
  2. Trump - Prada Phone
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    Flashy as shit but like, does it work?
  3. Sanders - Samsung Galaxy
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    In theory, the open system is awesome. But in practice? Also, Android users are really adamant about telling you why the Android is the best.
  4. Rubio - Boost Mobile
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    I'm sure Boost worked, but it seemed sketchy.
  5. Cruz - Windows Phone
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    You sort of just wound up with this as your only option because of the plan you signed up for.
  6. O'Malley - Blackberry
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    Totally gets the job done, but no one is buying Blackberries.
  7. Chafee - Best Buy Payphone
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    There's debate as to whether or not there even was a Payphone at that Best Buy... (@Serial)
  8. President Trump - Exploding Samsung Galaxy
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