Recast: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

The greatest movie ever made should never be remade. That said, here are my recast choices. Inspired by @Hyner
  1. Nicholas Kraft: Ferris
    I already have the outfit and the sexy girlfriend, my mom always called me "Ferris" when I stayed home "sick" from school, and this is my recast so I'm calling the shots!
  2. Justin Long: Cameron
    Lovable. Dopey. The coolest loser you know. Easy to imagine being best pals with. Definitely was "a Mac" long before it was cool to be a Mac.
  3. Jennifer Lawrence: Sloane
    Cool. Sarcastic. Everyone loves her. Just a little offbeat, but genuinely so.
  4. Ralph Fiennes: Ed Rooney
    One of the best performances in cinema history, Edward D. Rooney is evil, pathetic, and self-assured - and so understated in his comedic performance.
  5. Chelsea Peretti: Jeannie
    Between Paretti's ability to play disgusted and sarcastic as well as that undeniable amazing nose, I think this one is a no brainer.
  6. Melissa McCarthy: Grace
    So stupid she's endearing. So honest she's lovable. Gotta have amazing comedic timing to be Grace.
  7. James Franco: Boy in Police Station
    Duh
  8. Pierce Brosnan: Mr. Bueller
    Simultaneously cool and square at the same time.
  9. Cate Blanchett: Mrs. Bueller
    May be a small role for this Oscar winning actress, but I'd like to believe she's a fan of the original and would be up for this cameo.
  10. Ben Stein: Economics Teacher
    He'd reprise the heck out of it.
    Suggested by   @QuinnBeswick