Screenshotted NYT Push Notifications & My Immediate Thought

Thanks for the updates, @nytimes
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    I'm sorry, come again?
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    Fuck. Yes.
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    Sounds about right
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    These fucks
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    Yeah, no shit. Who β€” besides 40+ Republican senators β€” would vote to simply take away healthcare from millions of their constituents??
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    Hahahaha hahahahahaha. This guy is going to be an amazing Jeopardy Answer in a decade.
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    Sounds about right
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    If you're concerned and want to quell public support, I think they should come up with a less appealing term than "designer baby" cuz that sounds dope!
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    Ruh roh... πŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒ
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    We are so fucked.
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    Not a *great* look when your former campaign manager gets searched by the FBI
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    Fuck that noise, let's make some Okjas!
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    Did this guy learn to speak commander in chief by watching Michael Bay movies?
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    I think they mean Washington DC, not Charlottesville, VA.
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    Not a great look
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    Homeboy couldn't hold it together for 24 hours!
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    Fuck this "privately" shit β€” can y'all show a the tiniest bit of integrity and speak publicly about your issues with the Trump Administration???
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    This is literally some of the best news we've gotten in weeks!
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    The bad dudes abide