Songs You're Likely to Hear Me Karaoke-ing

  1. Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
    Is there a sexier song? No.
  2. Mesmerize - Ja Rule ft. Ashanti
    Will you be my Ashanti? Do you have an issue with my "fetish for fucking you with your skirt on on the backstreet in the backseat of the Yukon."?
  3. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
    It's a crowd pleaser and gives me a chance to put on a tremendously awful Scottish accent.
  4. Will 2K - Will Smith
    Don't even need the lyrics, bro.
  5. God Only Knows - The Beach Boys
    Most likely you'll find me singing this with Jon Brion and the crowd at Largo.
  6. My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
    Apparently I was stunted at 13 when it comes to karaoke jams.
  7. Spiderwebs - No Doubt
    Not even close to being in my register, but I've got a lot of passion, which is what counts.
  8. Tainted Love - Soft Cell
    Another crowd pleaser up until the 3rd verse where it's like "okay, we get it, can we get some more Ja Rule up in here?"
  9. Cherry Cherry - Neil Diamond
    Also not really my register but I've got a lot of chest hair, which helps channel Neil.