Songs You're Likely to Hear Me Karaoke-ing
- •Save Tonight - Eagle Eye CherryIs there a sexier song? No.
- •Mesmerize - Ja Rule ft. AshantiWill you be my Ashanti? Do you have an issue with my "fetish for fucking you with your skirt on on the backstreet in the backseat of the Yukon."?
- •I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The ProclaimersIt's a crowd pleaser and gives me a chance to put on a tremendously awful Scottish accent.
- •Will 2K - Will SmithDon't even need the lyrics, bro.
- •God Only Knows - The Beach BoysMost likely you'll find me singing this with Jon Brion and the crowd at Largo.
- •My Own Worst Enemy - LitApparently I was stunted at 13 when it comes to karaoke jams.
- •Spiderwebs - No DoubtNot even close to being in my register, but I've got a lot of passion, which is what counts.
- •Tainted Love - Soft CellAnother crowd pleaser up until the 3rd verse where it's like "okay, we get it, can we get some more Ja Rule up in here?"
- •Cherry Cherry - Neil DiamondAlso not really my register but I've got a lot of chest hair, which helps channel Neil.