Stages of Becoming a Man

  1. Getting psychically hurt and not crying
  2. Getting emotionally hurt and crying
  3. Accepting that wrestling isn't real
    I still can't say "is fake." Because it hurts too much.
  4. Sleeping with someone
  5. Sleeping with someone on purpose
  6. Realizing that Fiona is WAY harder than Nas
  7. Being totally cool with telling your mom how much you love her
  8. Being totally cool with telling your dad how much you love him
  9. Going on a vacation you paid for, entirely
  10. Chest Hair