The Absolute Worst Movie Tag Lines

  1. Kangaroo Jack - "He Stole the Money... And He's Not Giving It Back"
    Yeah no shit, that's what stealing is.
  2. Yogi Bear - "Great Things Come in Bears"
    Really hard to shake that image.
  3. Clash of the Titans - "Titans Will Clash"
    You literally just took the title of the movie and rearranged it.
  4. Charlie St. Cloud - "Life is for Living"
    The most brilliant comedic minds of our generation - or any generation for that matter - could never come up with a better terrible tag line if they tried.
  5. Paycheck "Remember the Future"
    I amend the statement above.
  6. Tooth Fairy - "You can't handle the tooth."
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  7. No Strings Attached - "Can sex friends stay best friends?"
    What are you even asking?
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  8. Love Story -"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
    That's right, lure us all in to your romantic drama with what could be the absolute worst piece of relationship advice that has ever been uttered.
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  9. Alvin and the Chipmunks - "Get your squeak on!"
    I wish I was joking about this.
    Suggested by   @Nikki
  10. Jaws: The Revenge - "This time it's personal"
    YES, THE SHARK MAKES IT PERSONAL!
    Suggested by   @eliolsberg
  11. Cheaper By The Dozen - "This Christmas The More...The Scarier"
    The beloved Steve Martin/Hillary Duff horror film.
    Suggested by   @IamChrisTodd
  12. Rosewood - "Life. Death. Miami."
    Okay it's a TV show but I feel like it's terrible enough to deserve a mention.
    Suggested by   @allysonarno
  13. Gigli - "Life Doesn't Play by the Rules"
    and this movie doesn't make any sense
    Suggested by   @tay
  14. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - "Now, Help is on the way. Until then, there's Paul Blart"
    Perfectly describes the state of desperation and desolateness required to see this movie.
    Suggested by   @tay
  15. Madagascar - "The lemurs: They're cute. They're cuddly. They're deranged."
    Says nothing about the movie and is kind of terrifying.
    Suggested by   @comedian