Things I'd Like to Know From 'the Bad Bitches Up in Equinox'

Inspired by @kanywest
  1. Is it obvious I don't know how to use this machine?
  2. At what point does coming here translate to me looking like this?
    Minus the paint thing
  3. When did 'fitness clubs' become more of the latter than the former?
  4. Sup with wearing makeup to the gym?
  5. Where do I get a parachute?
  6. Doesn't that Earth Bar smoothie have more calories than you just burned?
  7. How do you manage all these midday workouts? Do you have a job?
  8. You gonna use that machine or just stand by it and text?
  9. Any idea where the tiger squat station is?
  10. How many reps of mirror selfies do you usually do?
  11. What's the obsession with Lululemon?