Things That Are *Definitely* a Lie
- •Free Public WiFi
- •"You have been successfully unsubscribed from this mailing list"
- •However old Angelynne says she is
- •"I'll be standing off to the side to make sure the film is up to Arclight standards."
- •"Ringo is my favorite Beatle"
- •"Your call is very important to us."
- •"Your email must have gone to my Spam folder"
- •"Your Uber is arriving"
- •"You can't even taste the mustard"Fuck you I can't! If you put mustard on your sandwich and you can't taste it, then your mustard is broken.