Things That Ostensibly Require Little to No Skill Whatsoever 📂

This list seemed a little mean - especially because I do love Eddie Gordon - but it's the last day of Draft Week so why not?
  1. Being an entrepreneur
    All it takes to be an entrepreneur these days is a bunch of ideas and continually telling people you're one. Being a *successful entrepreneur is a very different story, however.
  2. Cards Against Humanity
    Which is totally fine - it's a fun game - but stop announcing that you are "amazing" at this game. There's very little to no skill involved.
  3. Being a member of the Black Eyed Peas (Will.I.Am and Fergie exempt)
    The only requirements seem to be a willingness to put on strange outfits and ambiguous ethnicity.
  4. Getting your driver's license
    Drive on Fountain anytime between 6pm-8pm and you'll see what I mean.
  5. Playing as Eddie Gordon in Tekken
    If you just button mash its pretty easy to win. Call me when you're good with Law, then we can talk.
  6. Being Lil Jon
    Does he rap? That's an honest question - I've only known him to yell on other people's tracks.
  7. Going to Burning Man
    I get that you like it but I can't see how you think you're skilled at this.
    Suggested by   @p
  8. "Pop culture junkie"
    Suggested by   @john
  9. Making a baby.
    "19 and counting" should be required viewing for teens looking to bone.
    Suggested by   @ReeseGolchin