Inspired by @jeremysomething
  1. Does @BretEastonEllis even need a guest on his podcast?
    I'd be very okay if you just went on a monologue for an hour, Bret. Loving the most recent episodes - nice shoutout to @bjnovak in the Jeselnik episode.
  2. Has anyone converted their political or religious beliefs based on a bumper sticker?
    All bumper stickers essentially say the same thing "I AM A SHIT HEAD"
  3. Why do I always end up listening to mariachi music?
    When I'm flipping through channels, I always space out when it gets to mariachi music and find myself still listening 20 minutes later.
  4. What are the odds that I am the only good driver in Los Angeles?!
    It is a gift, it is a curse: everyone in LA is a terrible driver but me.
  5. I should have avoided the 10
  6. I should have avoided Venice Blvd.
  7. I should move to the West Side
  8. I should move to New York