This list brought to you by a guy who's never done the weed.
  1. "Hit a J, Hit the Hay"
    Static
  2. "Toke & Tuck"
    Local
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  3. Puff puff snore
    Suggested by @roche
  4. Puff puff pass out
    Inspired by @roche
  5. Cannabis, then Morpheus
    Suggested by @roche
  6. Cheech & Chong in "Nice Dreams"
    Suggested by @roche
  7. Hit the reefer, have a sleep-er
    Suggested by @sarahmccoy
  8. Pot to Cot
    Suggested by @celinerogers
  9. Waiting to Exhale
    Suggested by @roche
  10. Drag and Drop
    Suggested by @fats
  11. Blaze and laze
    Suggested by @madithelma
  12. Grass & Bask
    Suggested by @andersun
  13. Light up, lights out
    Suggested by @madithelma
  14. J to Z
    Suggested by @kateo
  15. Night light?
    Suggested by @lorothery
  16. Hash & Crash
    Suggested by @culture_czar
  17. Edible & Couch Vegetable
    Suggested by @eijafayaya
  18. In & Out
    Or In-N-Out
    Suggested by @mlh
  19. Chronic and catatonic
    Suggested by @J2theL2theR
  20. Bong n Kong
    Only applicable if you've reliably dreamed of King Kong every night since you were 8 years old, as I have
    Suggested by @tombatten
  21. Light and goodnight
    Suggested by @sshemchuk
  22. Treats and sheets
    Suggested by @sshemchuk
  23. Inhale deep and count some sheep
    Suggested by @alyherb
  24. Kushin' & Cushion
    Suggested by @mikeyincharge
  25. HighQuil PM
    Suggested by @mikeyincharge
  26. Score and snore
    Suggested by @Gola
  27. Doobie n' Snoozie
    Suggested by @BennyMac92
  28. Highbernate
    Suggested by @11yearoldbaker
  29. Burn & adjourn
    Suggested by @maria