1. The Duck Tails theme song
    Why ruin something so good?
  2. Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
    Beautiful song? Yes. About the death of Clapton's 4 year old son? Yes.
  3. Too Many Cooks - Adult Swim
    Unless you lose your V card in an orgy
  4. Psycho - Bernard Herrmann
    Sex would be ruined. Forever.
  5. We Just Got a Letter - Blue's Clues
    Steve is no Barry White
  6. We No Speak Americano - Yolanda Be Cool
    Look, losing your V card to any club hit is awful and - sadly - is probably happening at Frats across the country every day, but this one is just particularly awful.
  7. Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith
    Unless you're into that sort of thing. No judgement.
  8. Sunday, Bloody Sunday - U2
    Mainly just because, you know, U2.
  9. Rape me - Nirvana
    No comment.
  10. I'll Make A Man Out Of You - Mulan Soundtrack
    I guess this could go either way really
    Suggested by @Mary