1. O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature
    Not a good time to be down with O.P.P.
  2. Fuck The Pain Away - Peaches
    No description necessary
  3. The Benny Hill Theme Song
    Unless you're losing your virginity at 4X speed
  4. Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
    Appropriate, however, in all other situations
  5. Rock Lobster - The B -52s
    This would ruin sex for you. And lobster.
  6. Everybody Hurts - REM
    Though terribly appropriate
  7. Angel - Sarah McLachlan
    Those SPCA dog and cat commercials...
  8. Amazing Grace - John Newton
    "Through my dangers, tools and snares / I have already come"