5 New Sex Positions
- •The Repubelican Primary: an orgy consisting of more than 20 white men.
- •Police Dashcram: film yourselves and then re-watch it with disgust.
- •The Iran Nuclear Squeal: keep your fingers crossed you can finish before one of you explodes.
- •Cumfederate Flag: Complain every time you go south on your partner.
- •The Trump Dump: Mix seminal fluids and fecal matter together and then watch it run for president.