GOODBYE TO ALL THAT: WHY I'M LEAVING NEW YORK

  1. Sometimes it's too hot.
  2. Sometimes it's too cold.
  3. Sometimes it's just right.
  4. Oh no, that means I'm in a bear's house.
  5. I need to leave New York before I get eaten by a bear.
  6. I'll leave right after I eat this delicious-looking locally sourced porridge.