12 DAYS OF HAWAIIAN CHRISTMAS

For those of you who love the tune but are unaware of this alternate lyric option
  1. Numbah one day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    One mynah bird in one papaya tree
  2. Numbah two day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    2 coconuts and...
  3. Numbah three day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    3 dried squid...
  4. Numbah four day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    4 flower leis
  5. Numbah five day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    5 BIG FAT PIGS!
  6. Numbah six day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    6 hula lessons
  7. Numbah seven day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    7 shrimps a swimming...
  8. Numbah eight day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    8 ukuleles
  9. Numbah nine day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    9 pounds of poi..
  10. Numbah ten day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    10 cans of beer...
  11. Numbah eleven day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    11 missionaries...
  12. Numbah twelve day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
    12 televisions, 11 missionaries, 10 cans of beer, 9 pounds of poi, 8 ukuleles, 7 shrimps a swimming, 6 hula lessons, 5 BIG FAT PIGs! 4 flower leis, 3 dried squid, 2 coconuts, and mynah bird in one papaya tree.