Sometimes my job is very fun. Today is not one of those times.
  1. Sit on bench
    While reading newspaper
  2. Watch door
    While scrolling Instagram
  3. Make sure workers stamp feet on mat before using the restroom
    While stiring coffee
  4. Escort workers to restroom
    While googling Spanish to English dictionary
  5. Return to bench
    While downloading new WTF
  6. Reflect on all life's poor choices that lead me to this position.
    While having fun conversation with public
  7. Troubleshoot work place wifi issues
    While applying for new jobs
  8. Discuss upcoming projects for November
    While praying to not still be here come November