REASONS I MIGHT BE UNEMPLOYABLE

  1. Too handsome?
  2. Too good in a room?
  3. I sometimes care too much?
  4. Have degree in Art History?
  5. Maybe possibly too qualified perhaps?
  6. Too much talk about Scrooge McDuck during interviews?
  7. Have no answer to question "how do others view you?"
  8. Too much time spent praying for six pack abs not enough time spent praying for money for gym membership?
  9. Lack of six pack abs?
  10. Not really sure what Java Script means but am pretty good at making steamed milk leaves on cappuccinos?