REASONS I'VE CALLED IN SICK TO WORK

  1. Decided to go to the beach... For a week
  2. Wanted to finish the book I was reading
  3. Wanted to finish Zelda game I was playing
    Also skipped an exam in college for this reason
  4. Shoe lace broke
  5. Too many drinks at breakfast
  6. Floating down the river in a tube, forgot I was suppose to be there
  7. Multivitamin made me pee every 5 - 10 minutes
    That's a real one
  8. Got diaper rash while filming Civil War TV show, thought it was a disease
    Also a real one
  9. Regis' last episode
  10. Regis' second to last episode
  11. Stayed up all night thinking of List ideas that didn't pan out