SHOWERING

  1. 1.
    Turn on water
    00:01
  2. 2.
    Feel till warm
    00:07
  3. 3.
    Step in and wet body
    02:00
  4. 4.
    Zone out on a tile
    25:00
  5. 5.
    Realize you've been in for too long to start at the beginning so choose one area to clean so wife won't be suspicious
    30:00
  6. 6.
    Don't rinse shampoo out completely to sell illusion that you actually did clean yourself in the shower
    40:00
  7. 7.
    Move products around to show that you were active
    45:00
  8. 8.
    Turn off water, exit, and dry off
    60:00
  9. 9.
    When wife complains of no hot water say, "none for me either- must be busted, I'll call the guy"