THINGS BENEDICT CUMERBATCH REQUESTS FROM HIS AUDIENCE

  1. Please stop taking flash photography
  2. Please stop taking cell phone videos
  3. Please stop sonic screwdriver squeals during performance
  4. Please stop shouting "no shit Sherlock" when Hamlet notices something "rotten"
  5. Please tell the actor playing Claudius to stop falling on knees and yelling "Khhhhhhaaaaannnnn" upon poisoning.