THINGS IM EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD AT

  1. Refolding the newspaper as I read it
  2. Pouring liquids without spilling
  3. Leading conversations on topics I have no knowledge or interest in
  4. Ending conversations and walking away
  5. Reading a prompter
  6. Tying a bow tie
  7. All around knife skills
  8. Singing along to songs I've never heard before
  9. Walking