1. I run a stop sign every day at least once
    Suggested by @tombatten
  2. I turned right at a "no right on red"
  3. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die…wait shit no I meant jaywalking. yeah, jaywalking.
    Suggested by @Dustin
  4. I stayed on the harbor walk even AFTER a cop told me it was illegal past "dusk" to be there. 🚨
    Suggested by @ErinFlaherty
  5. Regicide
    Suggested by @Waz
  6. Drive with earbuds in
    I know it's wrong but I want to hear my podcasts not a dumb radio station
    Suggested by @evanp
  7. Listapping while driving
    Not good kids
    Suggested by @gilbaron
  8. Ludes
    I wanted to be the wolf of wall street... Not sorry?
    Suggested by @originalamericantrt
  9. I torrented a Empire Strikes Back a couple years ago because it wasn't on any download service and my DVD was missing and my DVD player is broken and besides all the DVD rental places are out of business and my daughter wanted to watch it.
    But I bought it twice on iTunes when it came out as penance.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey