Shit that needs to stay the fuck in the ocean.

  1. I would poke it in the eye if I knew where it was.
  2. This dude.
  3. No comment.
  4. Reminds me of the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
  5. Just no.
  6. These crabs are really really angry and just need to stay where they are.
  7. This guy's invitation is not in the mail.
  8. I feel like it's vomiting a labium.