JOBS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM
- •My first job (camp counselor)I was oblivious to the fact that my 13 year old campers were playing a game called SPD (sex positions in the dark) and were spraying whip cream on places 13 year olds should not have whip cream. Side note: I didn't know what sex was when I was 13.
- •A door girl at a cinema arts centreBecause one time I shit explosively and clogged the toilet, causing it to flood the floor. I blamed it on an elderly movie-goer.
- •The cinema againBecause one time my boss called her son Dylan "Dildo" as a nickname by accident and then I did too...
- •My current job (if we're being honest I don't quite know what I do)Because I steal toilet paper from the office
- •My current job againbecause one time after my boss left I printed out 6 pages of pierced nipples for my friend's art project
- •My current job again
- •In conclusion:Every job I've ever had