Best Arrested Development Quotes

@Waz and I started the series from the beginning again recently and it's just as great the 6th, 7th, 8th, etc time around. Add your favorite!
  1. "I've made a huge mistake."
  2. "There's always money in the banana stand."
  3. "I call it...hot ham water." "It's got a smack of ham!"
  4. "Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"
    Too many Tobias phrasing quotes name them all, but this is a key one.
  5. "Marry me!"
  6. "Her?"
  7. "She calls it a mayon-egg."
  8. "Way to plant, Ann."
  9. "I've never cared for Gob..."
  10. "Daddy horny, Michael."
  11. "How grand! How terribly, terribly grand!"
  12. "Get rid of the Seaward." "I'll leave when I'm good and ready."
  13. "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."
  14. "Heeeeeey brother."
  15. "And that's why you don't yell."
  16. "I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona"
    Suggested by   @carey
  17. "You COUNTry music loving lady"
    All in the delivery
    Suggested by   @Waz
  18. "Steve Holt!"
    \o/
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  19. "The mere fact that you call "making love" Pop Pop tells me that you're not ready."
    Suggested by   @mlb
  20. Bees?! We'll see who gets all the honey.
    Suggested by   @benkorell
  21. "There are dozens of us. Dozens!"
    Suggested by   @mlb
  22. "Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? You don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw."
    And "Bob Loblaw's Law Blog." And the headline "Bob Loblaw's Law Blog Lobs Law Bomb."
    Suggested by   @mlb
  23. "You're gonna get some hop-ons."
    Suggested by   @mlb
  24. "Here's some money. Go see a Star War."
    Suggested by   @TJ
  25. "This will keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun." - Buster (the delivery kills me)
    Suggested by   @ErinEdwards
  26. "They don't allow you to have bees in here"
    Suggested by   @agard
  27. I'M A MONNNSTERRRRR!!!!!
    Suggested by   @DrPinho
  28. "What, is she funny or something?"
    Suggested by   @QuinnBeswick
  29. "Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire!" -Lucille
    Suggested by   @ErinEdwards
  30. "I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!" -Franklin
    Suggested by   @ErinEdwards
  31. "It's a frozen banana Michael how much could it cost...ten dollars?!"
    Suggested by   @DrPinho
  32. "IT WALKED ON MY PILLOW"
    Suggested by   @audra_k_ob
  33. "Call me leather daddy!" -Tobias
    Suggested by   @Samuel
  34. "YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT" -Lucille
    Suggested by   @Samuel
  35. "Douche chill" - Tobias
    Suggested by   @13spencer
  36. "I'm afraid I just blue myself" - Tobias
    Suggested by   @ashlee
  37. I'M A MONSTER!!!
    Suggested by   @nmgroce
  38. Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
    Suggested by   @TheNoshery
  39. "I don't want to blame it all on 911, but it certainly didn't help!"
    Suggested by   @jayniemc
  40. "No Touching!"
    Suggested by   @jessicaphoffman
  41. "It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face"
    Suggested by   @lame
  42. "Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth."
    Suggested by   @CAYoung
  43. I'll be in the Hospital bar
    Suggested by   @tomoconnor
  44. He's going to be All Right
    Suggested by   @tomoconnor
  45. "I'm going to sell beads." "Bees?!" "Beads" "BEADS?!?"
    Suggested by   @traybeau