Ranking of Celebs Who Share My Birthday
Not a strong showing for January 22nd. Inspired by @ScottySin
- 10.Guy FieriLiterally the worst. With donkey sauce.
- 9.Ray RiceA terrible human being, but still not as bad as Guy Fieri.
- 8.D.W. GriffithTechnically an incredible filmmaker but a SUPER racist dude.
- 7.Jim JarmuschCan't say I'm a fan of his work. Plus he looks this douchey in every picture the Internet has of him.
- 6.Francis BaconI have no opinion on Francis Bacon.
- 5.Sam CookeKing of Soul, gone too soon.
- 4.Beverley MitchellI DARE you to not have the 7th Heaven theme song stuck in your head right now.
- 3.John HurtJust a cool motherfucker. Mr. Ollivander himself.
- 2.Diane LaneI can only dream to look this good at age 51.
- 1.DJ Jazzy JeffNumber 1 for obvious reasons.