Reasons Why My Dogs Are Assholes
- •They are so smart the refuse to listen.At times I call my dog Bailey to come inside, and she chooses to ignore me.
- •They have a licking problem. They will lick and lick any fabric surface until there is an apparent wet mark....
- •They think they are the boss of me.
- •They rely on me for food, and yet they still think they own me.
- •I tried to lock them out of my bedroom once. They barked and scratched at the door all night.
- •Even though my dogs are assholes, I still want a puppy.
- •They have ZERO problems with insomnia