1. Carl Carlson: You caught me in a punching kind of mood.
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  2. Sea Captain: That's how we do it landlubber's style!
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  3. Old Jewish Man: I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping. Get me some ipecac. I'd like to expunge it.
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  4. Blue-Haired Lawyer: I took a nap and look what happens.
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