THIS IS WHY IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO BE SELF-EMPLOYED.

  1. Stay in bed the whole day and still pretend to be professionell.
  2. Paint your nails in the office (because it's your bed).
  3. Answering private calls with "oh sorry, I'm too busy with sleeping - I mean working".
  4. Eating sweets or cheese or crisps or nuts or anything else the whole day and nobody is watching.
  5. No "Not safe for work"-links anymore!!