Things I Want to Do While Sitting in a Doctor's Waiting Room

  1. Turn off the TV
  2. Turn down the TV
  3. Change the channel on the TV
  4. Accidentally unplug the TV
  5. Accidentally trip and break the TV
  6. Start a Little Free Library Box
  7. Donate a huge bowl of ear plugs
  8. Learn American Sign Language so I can convincingly pretend I can't understand what The Chatting Strangers are trying to talk to me about
    Especially when their topic is why they are voting for Trump