1. Turn off the TV
  2. Turn down the TV
  3. Change the channel on the TV
  4. Accidentally unplug the TV
  5. Accidentally trip and break the TV
  6. Start a Little Free Library Box
  7. Donate a huge bowl of ear plugs
  8. Learn American Sign Language so I can convincingly pretend I can't understand what The Chatting Strangers are trying to talk to me about
    Especially when their topic is why they are voting for Trump