Things I Do With My Family Over Christmas

  1. Make board games into drinking games
  2. Go to the Morongo Casino and gamble because the gambling age is 18
  3. Smoke cigars and drink wine in the jacuzzi
  4. Walk around the house in boxers
  5. Make up games involving those big plastic balls that you buy at like Ralphs or Vons
  6. Play double solitaire
  7. Play monopoly, which ends up separating everyone for an hour so they can calm down
  8. Play Scattergories where every other person says something sexual, usually involving male genitalia
  9. Enjoy each other companies during the holidays.