I NEED NEW GLASSES BECAUSE

  1. The tortoise shell is flaking off, making for vision distractions and embarrassing moments when people say things like "Is your tortoise shell flaking off your glasses?"
  2. I've started picking at them. It's like hanging skin from your cuticles; borderline pathology.
  3. The prescription I was given is way off. As in even further off than the one I was given last year and went back to have adjusted.
  4. I got these p.o.s. Glasses at a 1 hour place next door to a Sam's Club. Next time I will just go into the Sam's Club. If there's a line I might instead actually go to a real doctor.
  5. When I look in the mirror, the semi-blurry person in front of me is a dubious representation of a real adult.