OPTIONS: WHAT TO SAY IF I GET TO MEET PRESIDENT CLINTON THIS WEEK EDITION (UPDATED POST MEETING)

I got invited to the Clinton Global Initiative Meeting so it's actually a possibility worth preparing for. These are my options so far. Suggestions appreciated.
  1. Do you like House of Cards?
  2. I shook your hand in Pueblo, CO. 1993ish. It was cool but I remember questioning if it was worth the four hour wait.
  3. I was your press secretary's HS Lit teacher in the Dominican Republic. Taught him the 5 paragraph essay and how to be a boss.
    I did not teach him how to be a boss.
  4. What was your first compact disc? Was it Tina Turner's Greatest Hits?
  5. If you were going to give me a nickname that would stick for the rest of my life, what would it be?
  6. What actually happened
    Bill: What's your name? Me: (I'm going to freeze up and just say) Noah Geisel Photographer: Smile! [end scene]