QUESTIONS FOR INANIMATE OBJECTS: KALE EDITION ++
- •How are you handling your newfound popularity? Has it changed you?
- •When it comes to so-called Super Foods, do you think of spinach as Robin to your Batman?
- •Who was your favorite member of N.W.A.?
- •Were you surprised when people started claiming that you tasted good in smoothies?
- •You've been described as "nature's Brillo Pad for the lower intestine." Do feel that's an accurate characterization?
- •Are there any celebrity chefs with whom you have a tumultuous relationship?
- •Everyone knows you and Beyoncé are tight. When did you first meet?Suggested by @lilydiamond
- •For years you lived under cold-cuts in buffet platters, and now you're front and center; how did you make this leap?Suggested by @maxosswald
- •Spinach was your mentor for years, but you have since parted ways. Why? Was it your meteoric rise that caused the rift?Suggested by @brookielyons