SYMPTOMS OF FRIDITUS++

A serious affliction the only occurs on Friday nights. Feel free to add any I've neglected to mention.
  1. You go hard at a 4:30 happy hour
  2. You respond "We'll see" to a concert invite for later that night
    The only thing we will be seeing is FB posts from people who actually went to the show.
  3. You take a 8pm power nap
    We all know you're not waking up from that til morning
  4. You're over the age of 28
  5. You are in a relationship
    Since you already know who you'll be waking next to, the idea of being at a bar at 1:40am seems absurd.