SYMPTOMS OF FRIDITUS++
A serious affliction the only occurs on Friday nights. Feel free to add any I've neglected to mention.
- •You go hard at a 4:30 happy hour
- •You respond "We'll see" to a concert invite for later that nightThe only thing we will be seeing is FB posts from people who actually went to the show.
- •You take a 8pm power napWe all know you're not waking up from that til morning
- •You're over the age of 28
- •You are in a relationshipSince you already know who you'll be waking next to, the idea of being at a bar at 1:40am seems absurd.